Huge, Gigantic and Where Have my Toes Gone?

I feel a bit like one of those cartoon characters...

You know... 

The ones that have been run over by a car, steamroller or train! 

They put their thumb in their mouth, blow and are suddenly re-inflated.

I feel like I've been inflated overnight.

All of a sudden my toes have vanished.

My belly is huge.

B saw me yesterday evening (for the first time in 24 hours) and wanted to know where I'd got the beach ball that had disappeared up my top. 

I am definitely pregnant.  Dear Goodness what have I done, stop world...  4 months isn't long enough!  I need at least 4 years...